Oh, to live in a world where your father-in-law is Ralph Lauren, you get married at the family’s 17,000 acre ranch in Colorado, and your official wedding photo looks like a turn-of-the-century daguerreotype. Lauren Bush (who, since marrying David Lauren, opted out of becoming Lauren Lauren) recently spoke about her September wedding to Vogue, and had this to say about the dress her father-in-law designed: “It isn’t Victorian exactly. I wanted something modern as well, so there is the high-necked collar and puffed shoulders with the large open back.” Additional details include: “Some 100 craftspeople spent more than 3,000 hours hand-embroidering the tulle with delicate motifs of small flowers and Renaissance-era scroll designs in ivory silk and metallic thread, Swarovski Elements crystals, and off-white pearl beads.” No big deal, really.