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Project Runway All Stars recap: Our feelings on Michael’s win, Miss Piggy’s karate chop, Mondo’s lollipop necklace, and Gordana’s cheerful loss
The Horrible Thing
Create a flamboyant cocktail dress for Miss Piggy. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Why do PR contestants always think they’re going to be dressing Madonna or Lady Gaga? Don’t they know that it will always be Heidi Klum, a lippy child, or a Muppet? Despite looking mortified (Anthony), crestfallen (April), and evil (Mila), the group seems to be pretty positive, especially Michael. What’s Michael’s Deal? -5
Didn’t the Muppet movie come out, like, two months ago? Come on producers! If you’re going to go into the past, why not pick a more relevant figure like—just throwing this out there—Michael Fassbender? In fact, why not make a show called Project Fassbender? I’m not concerned about the potential challenges—I imagine they’d have something to do with taking Fassbender’s measurements over and over again to Rihanna’s We Found Love. Fassbendin’ +2
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