Mad Men Recap: All about Megan’s lush francophone mother, Peggy’s half-proposal and yet more terrifying experiences for Sally!

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Mad Men Recap: All about Megan’s lush francophone mother, Peggy’s half-proposal and yet more terrifying experiences for Sally!

By Siofan Davies | April 30th, 2012 | 12:00 pm

Photography courtesy of Michael Yarish/AMC

When we see Glen in the opening scene we are…
So overjoyed! We’ve been waiting for the return of creepy Glen, and with him comes the promise of some amazing Sally hijinks. We learn so much from their convo: He’s at some sort of boys’ school (reform?), he’s going through a breakup and Sally and he are just buddies, not BFGF.

When Grandma Pauline trips and falls, all we can think is…
How if this happened today, we’d be watching: “Drunk lady who smells like toilets trips – hilarious!!!” on YouTube uploaded by SallySpoonful67. Judging by the similarity between the noises Pauline made and the subject in this video, we’d bet it’d be pageview-laden!

When Roger has drinks with his ex-wife Mona, we can’t help but wish…
There were a Real Housewives of Mad Men spin off with Mona. She’s got the tan, heavy makeup, sparkly dress and droll one-liners: “I thought you had married Jane because I had gotten old, then I realized it was because you had.”

When Sally lies and says Pauline tripped on one of Gene’s toys, what she’s really saying is…
Lying without blinking is still such a Sally thing to do. Can’t wait to see how her lying escalates when she hits the teen years: “Those aren’t my Quaaludes, they’re yours!”

When Pauline says: “Good night, animals” and then passes out, we’re thinking…
Don’t burn a hole in the “exquisitely decadent” carpet, please.

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Xaris

Nice pitch. Only it’s Julia Ormond, not “Ormand”.

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