True Blood Recap: We’re back with another season of hilarious vamp (and werewolf and witch) wardrobe suggestions including Pam’s cat pyjamas and Lafayette’s bury-ready sweater!

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True Blood Recap: We’re back with another season of hilarious vamp (and werewolf and witch) wardrobe suggestions including Pam’s cat pyjamas and Lafayette’s bury-ready sweater!

By Siofan Davies | June 11th, 2012 | 12:30 pm

The Hardy Boys 2.0
- When we enter the episode, Bill is leaving his best I’m-skipping-town message for Jessica while Eric cleans up the remains of Nan Flanagan and her minions in five seconds flat. (Reminder: Bill and Eric killed her last season when she announced she’d left The Vampire Authority, and threatened Sookie’s safety.)
- Almost immediately, they are captured by the all-knowing authority who then proceed to blast Wings (Mad Men had The Beatles, True Blood has Wings) while the twosome is stuck in their trunk.
- Bill and Eric hatch a MacGyver-worthy escape using an umbrella, some gas and some good old-fashioned vampire strength (they must not have had gum, paperclips and string).
- They blow up the car, but not the two vamp guards. In a twist, Eric’s “sister” Nora is one of the officers in the car, and she and Eric go to slow-mo first base by way of reintroduction. How does Eric manage to make incest—even though they’re not really related—look hot?
- Bill’s face: not impressed!

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