Everybody Fang Chung Tonight
- Pam pulls a well-sizzled Tara out of the tanning bed and commands her to never do that again. In her purple corset, PVC skirt and gloves, it feels more dominatrix than maternal. Is there a vamp suicide hotline? Because we don’t think Tara will get much counselling from Pam.
- Pam takes Tara back to Fangtasia and is delighted to find Eric there (Bill, not so much) and tries to pretend their falling out over Sookie never happened.
- Bill attempts a pep talk with Tara but of course it turns into a talk about Sookie—Bill wants to know if she’s safe and Tara tells him to forget about scratching that itch, it’ll just bleed.
- Eric tries to throttle the truth out of Pam—did she free Russell? No. His suspicion makes her majorly sad. She demands he release her from their maker bond since he thinks so little of her.
- Eric reports to Bill that Pam doesn’t know anything. Uh, does Eric’s suit have a leather lapel or is it just the kind of shiny satin we want to rub our faces against as we snuggle into his chest?
- Bill and Eric lay some suspicion on each other before concluding there must be a leak somewhere. Something tells us these guys aren’t done with suspecting each other, though.
Eric’s guide to dressing like a detective
We like that Eric put on a tux jacket to get to the bottom of this Russell thing. Very Bond. The jury’s out on whether the lapel is leather or satin, but we’d like to think it’s the same fabrics as his sheets. This Lanvin wool suit ($2,165, mrporter.com) has just the same wide lapel that’s perfect for swooning interrogees.
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