True Blood Recap: Enough shirtless Alcide to make up for his secondary stripper role in Magic Mike (plus superhero pyjamas, studded bustiers and more!)

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True Blood Recap: Enough shirtless Alcide to make up for his secondary stripper role in Magic Mike (plus superhero pyjamas, studded bustiers and more!)

By Siofan Davies | July 9th, 2012 | 11:30 am

CSI: Bon Temps
- Jason awakens in his Masters of the Universe pajamas (sorry Pam’s sweatsuit, but this might beat you in the awesome department!) in some kind of family flashback. He sees his parents bleeding from vamp wounds and his mother offers him sex. Luckily he wakes up before that goes anywhere.
- Jason and Andy show up on the scene of Sam’s murdered wine and cheese club and compare hangover stories. Jason lets him know that those burlesque girls were faeries, which gives Andy pause, but he opts for Holly over sexy supes.
- Jason does some good CSI-ing and finds a wooden bullet in a tree (how does that work exactly?) with a silver core. Jason philosophizes about supe murderers having gotten away with supe crimes because no one knew they existed… someone is definitely thinking about mom and dad.
- Very interesting that the two shifter friends were shot from a car yards away but it hit them perfectly in one shot each. Must be a pretty amazing marksman, right? So what’s up with the random tree stray bullet?
- Sam goes to tell Luna about their murdered friends and comforts her, but she asks him to leave (in a nice way).
- Outside the house, Sam gets shot by some masked hillbillies in a truck, and when Luna runs out to see what’s going on she also gets shot. Luckily Emma turns into a wolf and runs off before they can get her, leaving Luna and Sam to bleed out on the lawn.

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