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True Blood Recap: We manage to find a few stellar wardrobe suggestions (McQueen anyone?) through the blood and guts of last night’s episode
Glamour Shots
- Alcide gets dragged away by wolves who pop out of morgue drawers and start attacking everyone as Russell goes in for the restorative powers of Sookie blood.
- She zaps him away and Eric gets Russell underneath his stake until Bill stops him: better to have a prisoner to bargain with, says boring Bill.
- As Eric growls it over, The Authority pop in and take over, dragging Russell off as he spouts off about how dumb all the Lilith talk is (which makes rebel Eric smile).
- Eric and Bill say Alcide and Sookie are just bystanders they’ll glamour so The Authority will leave them alone.
- Eric does that thing moms do when they lick their thumb and rub something off your face to Alcide, but with his healing fang juice. He takes the glamouring opportunity to convince Alcide to never want to stick his tongue in Sookie’s mouth again. All we can think as Eric cradles Alcide’s face is: “kiss!”
- Bill does not glamour Sookie but loads his fake glamour speech with all kinds of subtext about how she should live in the light again. It’s like, here, remember this awful night and also get really depressed. Thanks Bill!
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