Girls Recap: Hannah and Marnie switch places, Adam becomes a boyfriend and this is why you should always delete your ex off Facebook

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Girls Recap: Hannah and Marnie switch places, Adam becomes a boyfriend and this is why you should always delete your ex off Facebook

By Siofan Davies | June 4th, 2012 | 9:00 am

Girls Problem: Your ex hasn’t just moved on, he’s flooding Facebook with his happiness and you can’t do anything but stay home and obsess.

Charlie and Audrey went to Rome and are making wishes in fountains and posting about a bazillion photos online that are all Instagramed-out with different filters. (Who is taking all the couples ones? Because there seem to be too many for just asking random strangers or using a timer.) Marnie vents and Adam suggests she use this time to figure out what she wants and what her passions are. Great advice, but besides reading, Marnie has no interests. If she had answered honestly she would’ve said that what she really cares about is herself and that’s too time-consuming for other hobbies. Luckily, Jessa isn’t so deep and distracts Marnie with Hannah gossip and flattery. Over martinis, Jessa has another amazing declaration this episode: “Sex without breasts is creepy.”

Ten Years From Now: The only way Marnie and Jessa will still be close is if they marry brothers or end up on the same arts council, or some other sitcom-ish premise. This breakup with Charlie, however, will teach Marnie the importance of deleting your ex from Facebook for your own sanity, even if you plan to “stay friends.”

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