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Mad Men Recap: Season 5 closes out with more affairs (and hints of future affairs!), more sixties-era psychosis and more punch-outs!
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When we see Don fighting a toothache with booze-soaked cotton balls, what we’re really thinking is…
Don’t mess with that lantern jaw and let it swell up bigger than Betty’s. Also, is that the sexy way to deal with a toothache?
When we see Megan’s mom is in town for a visit, what we’re really wondering is…
Does Roger know she’s back in town? Does Sally? We love that she tells Megan she shouldn’t keep things from her husband.
When Pete meets Beth and Howard on the train, and Howard says she’s going to visit her sister, what Pete’s really hoping is…
Beth is finally leaving her knob of a husband. Too bad it seems like she wants nothing to do with Pete.
When Joan says to Harry on the elevator: “For once, mind your own business, Harry.” What she’s really saying is…
“I know you’ve been gossiping around the office about Lane.”
When Don thinks he sees his dead brother Adam (the one who hanged himself) on the elevator, what we’re really thinking is…
How many of those boozy cotton balls did you have on an empty stomach this morning, Don?
When Topaz hates the word “cheap” and a stained-shirt-wearing Ginsberg freaks out, what he’s really saying is…
“I can’t handle the stress of no longer having Peggy in the office.” Even Stan is so bored of the dynamic of just him and Ginsberg that he’s worn an ill-fitting mustard suit jacket!
When Beth calls Pete and says she needs to see him, what he’s really thinking is…
“Why couldn’t you have come to the office in lingerie and a fur coat like I daydreamed?”
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